hello there pal
music, youtubers, books, movies, tv shows, and crying. i like funny too.
aslimshadylady:

yet another unrealistic standard for women
helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

OH MY GOD I WAS ON A GAY PORN SITE AND THERE WAS A PICTURE OF DAN HOWELL ON AN ADVERT THAT SAID “MEET HOT TWINKS IN YOUR AREA” OH MY GOD

I FUCKING FOUND IT, SEND HELP.

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(via underthecheesecake)

swaf:

i lost two points for actually answering it in filipino
orlandobloomers:

this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen but it looks ridiculously fun at the same time 

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

(Source: cismouse, via pizza)


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